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Archive for June, 2010

Who I’d Love to Go Away.

Perez Hilton. I would love for that man to fall off our radar.

This will be the one and only time I will mention him on this blog.

I admit, that I am a fan of entertainment sites and gossip blogs. However, I find him repulsive. While, yes, most gossip blogs post pictures taken by paparazzi- he has a tendency to post pictures that others wouldn’t.

Case in point, today’s big story, where he posted an uncensored picture of an underwearless Miley Cyrus getting out of a car. As she’s 17, that image is by definition child porn. He took the picture down. By that time, the image was being spread across the internet, albeit in a censored form. Read More…

To Tweet or To Blog? That is The Question.

I admit, I’m not an expert on social media. I didn’t go to school to study it, but I have been on Twitter for 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days*. I’ve followed people and companies alike, and have seen a lot of tactics that companies and individuals have employed in promoting themselves. These are my thoughts on tips for using Twitter more effectively for promoting yourself or an event. If you disagree or agree, I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments- mostly because there are no rules for Twitter Etiquette right now. Everyone has a different idea, and it’d be nice to discuss it openly as an internet community.

Using Twitter is easy. You can send a quick missive out into the ether and it’s so easy to keep following up. But at some point in time, you might wonder if you’re crossing over from having a frequent presence on Twitter to being in danger of spamming those who follow you. Read More…

Webcomic Wednesday: Questionable Content

Next up in Webcomic Wednesday is Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques. With years of archives, this probably the first that might give you a lot of reading before you catch up. And yes, I always recommend starting a webcomic from the beginning.

Questionable Content follows the life of Marten, his roommate Faye, and his AnthroPC Pintsize. There are quite a few more characters, but it’s essentially a “group of friends” type of webcomic with a fair amount of humor, music and geekiness thrown in. Unlike The Dreamland Chronicles, this is not an all ages comic. There’s swearing, frank discussion of sex and Pintsize has the tendency to mention things from the internet that would likely scar you if you started to Google it.

The art is great, though admittedly it started a bit rough. So part of the enjoyment is in seeing Jacques improve as an artist. Honestly, the real star of the show is his writing. He has the ability to create three dimensional characters that have real reactions to realistic problems- relationships, jobs, difficult pasts- all without straying into territory that’s too familiar. I find him to be quite funny as well.

Like all the webcomics I’ve mentioned so far, Jacques does put out merchandise (through Topataco)- mostly t-shirts based on t-shirts his characters have worn or things they’ve said. He and his wife used to manage their t-shirt business themselves, and it was a lot of work. I bought a t-shirt from them a couple years back, and honestly, I couldn’t believe how quickly it arrived and how well they ran their shop. He’s someone who definitely takes pride in what he does and that’s another reason I recommend QC. There are plenty of webcomics out there where the creators don’t stick to a schedule or think that because they’re popular they don’t have to run their comic’s business end like it is a business.

Jeph Jacques has a Twitter account (@jephjacques) as well as a Tumblr. The cast of QC is also on Twitter, though you might not want to follow Pintsize if you have a client that automatically expands image links.

When real life attacks!

I’d pledged to try to blog something every weekday. Oddly enough, the more regularly I blogged, the more motivated I was to try to find time to work on something creative as well.

But sometimes, real life gets in the way. I’m a stay at home mom, and my two boys (4 and 2) take up most of my energy and time. While I’m on the computer a fair amount, it does make it hard to write during the day. Stopping and starting every 5 minutes is hardly a good environment for creative thought.

So what happened this time? My oldest has been sick. Stomach pains led us to a trip to the doctor on Monday, and a fairly grumpy child who wanted lots of attention yesterday. In fact, the only reason I can blog is that he’s asleep on the couch right now. Though I hope that any of this makes sense. He kept me up most of the night, so I’m running on fumes.

Though I do have exciting things to talk about, food-wise. I bought an ice cream machine with a late birthday present, and made an inaugural batch of vanilla ice cream from the machine’s recipe book. It seems a bit too sweet to me, but I think it might actually just be the vanilla I used. I’m going to play around with ice cream once a week, so I’m sure I’ll get plenty of experience. While I was tempted to try out more of their recipes, I think I might go with some of the recipes I’ve seen from David Lebowitz’ The Perfect Scoop. Which more or less seems to be the new Bible on amazing ice creams you can make at home. Almost every food blog I follow has reposted a recipe from it, and quite a few food columns in papers as well.

Any ice creams that you enjoy? Anyone out there? Bueller…. Bueller…

A small victory, in Prescott

In my rant on racism (“Language? We don’t need no stinkin’ national language“), I mentioned the story from Prescott, AZ where a mural depicting local children was being repainted to make the students white. Where a local city council member was using his radio show to speak out against the mural, and during the painting of it, artists were treated to racial epithets being shouted at them.

Well, there’s a small victory. The mural, which according to the school principal was lightened to make the faces seem happier, not because of the controversy (right)- is being restored to the original color scheme. The city council member? Was fired from his radio show. And the city has come together to prove that they support the children who were depicted.

So what did Steve Blair say that was so bad? Here’s a quick highlight of what he had said on his show:

On his May 21 show, Blair said, “I am not a racist individual, but I will tell you depicting a black guy in the middle of that mural, based upon who’s president of the United States today and based upon the history of this community when I grew up, we had four black families – who I have been very good friends with for years – to depict the biggest picture on that building as a black person, I would have to ask the question, ‘Why?’”

“”Personally, I think it’s pathetic,” he also said. “You have changed the ambience of that building to excite some kind of diversity power struggle that doesn’t exist in Prescott, Arizona. And I’m ashamed of that.”

On Wednesday, Blair again emphasized that “I’m not a racist by any stretch of the imagination, but whenever people start talking about diversity, it’s a word I can’t stand.”

Blair questions whether the mural is representative of Prescott, noting, “The focus doesn’t need to be on what’s different; the focus doesn’t need to be on the minority all the time.”

Blair said he has received a number of calls from long-time Prescott residents who ask, “Who authorized that graffiti on the wall?” He added: “What these people don’t like is somebody forcing diversity down their throats.”

“It was defacing a public building, of a historic nature,” Blair said when interviewed after losing his radio job.

“Nobody bothered to let the community know what that mural was supposed to depict, made it very difficult even to buy in on what the mission statement of that mural was supposed to be,” said Blair.

“It was too big, too in your face, wrong place, wrong time,” said Blair.

“It looked like a guy, in my opinion, a black guy, brown guy holding a stick, and flowers and stuff, what was it supposed to mean? If they say it means going green, what does that mean?”

Wow. I don’t even know where to start. He used the classic “I have black friends, therefore, I’m not a racist” argument. His apology included the word but, which negates the apology. He even tried to claim that choosing a black student had something to do with Obama being president!

But considering that he had a Spanish Language banner removed that encouraged residents to send in their census form because it might make visitors think “we’re a Spanish community rather than an English community.” Nevermind that a banner in English hung a block away. He also reportedly referred to Mexicans as “taco flippers.” Sorry, Blair. I think that sets a pretty good precedence for being a racist right there.

No matter what, it looks like the silent citizens of Prescott are stepping up to show that he doesn’t represent them. Which is a victory indeed!

Happy Birthday, Sweet Sister

To the rest of the United States, let’s remember D-Day. To my mom, Happy Birthday to Jehzara!

This is my sister.

If you couldn’t guess, she’s in Japan right now.

It’s her birthday! Well, at least in the states. Her birthday just wrapped up in Japan. Read More…

Language? We don’t need no stinkin’ national language.

One of the common complaints I’ve heard in the immigration reform debate is that the United States needs to make English the official language. That we’ll save money in only printing one versions of forms, and right now we’re catering to illegal immigrants.

Why am I even mentioning this issue? Someone on Facebook (an app friend, who clearly doesn’t know me) suggested that I “like” a page called “THIS IS AMERICA…I SHOULDNT HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH.” Just a joke right? Take a peek at the profile picture. Read More…

My mom and I.

I have the coolest mom. Sorry, I don’t care what stories you share, my mom is the awesomest mom that ever was!

Every group of friends has that mom. The one who’s a bit younger than the rest of the moms, who can pull off the crazy hair cut or style, and just isn’t afraid to be herself. When I was in grade school, my mom had shoulder length curly hair wore the most stunning jewelry that she got from the artsy store in town and wore black. Okay, it was the 90s. Most people wore black. But boy, she did it with style. Then one day, she got most of it chopped off and went for a short cut. Not even a remotely matronly cut. It was spiky and her hair color? It was black with a purplish hue. Often, she’d complain that it just wasn’t purple enough.

in the middle of our streetIn our tract house, she was one of the first people to repaint the trim. The rest were beige, brick red, or two shades of blue. Ours is a light green. Then, she painted the house. A beautiful pinky terracotta… okay, I can’t really describe the shade. But this is what the house looks like. And it suits her.

We have the same sort of humor. Puns and word play, often making up song parodies on the fly. We tend to go off on tangents (passing Tom Cruise* several times) and find that life is just more entertaining that way.

People love Lady Gaga because she shows people that they can let their freak flag fly. My mom taught me to do that years earlier. And I do, I fly my freak flag proudly. I wear band tees, cut my hair however I like it, wear way too much eye makeup for daytime and rock my gray hair even though I’m only 30. I sing in public, dance while I grocery shop, and encourage my kids to sing Queen along with me. I have fun. We have fun, really.

So what prompted this post? My daily phone conversation with my mom was definitely sillier than usual and it occurred to me that I’ve never publicly mentioned just how awesome my mom is because of this.

*passing Tom Cruise: When the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon became a popular game, we were playing a variant of the game that had no set degrees. You could simply just keep connecting through celebrities to get where you needed to go. I was a little tired, and used Tom Cruise several times. So now when I go off on a tangent and can’t seem to get back to my original point, my family calls it “passing Tom Cruise.” Sorry, no real Tom Cruise stories here.

Webcomic Wednesday: The Dreamland Chronicles

Psst! Let’s pretend that posted this yesterday. Truthfully, the three day weekend threw me off and I thought today was Wednesday. Yikes.

So far I’ve mentioned Johnny Wander and Girls with Slingshots. Just in case the last one was a bit too adult, I thought I’d mention one that’s great for parents and kids- The Dreamland Chronicles. By Scott Christian Sava, Dreamland Chronicles follows the adventures of Alexander, a college student with no real goals in life who discovers so much more when he finds himself back in Dreamland- a place that children visit nightly until they grow up. He’s reunited with his childhood friends- Nastajia (an elven princess), Paddington (a rock giant), and Kiki (a fairy).

The art is 3D rendered (something very uncommon), and it’s put up page by page 5 days a week. He does sell it in volumes, though right now I can’t find the store on his site (I know he’s been working on it).

It’s a wonderful read, that again, is all ages. He writes with his sons in mind, so the raciest thing they’ve had are a couple kisses. The story is unique, there’s so much to the story itself that I don’t want to even discuss it for fear of spoiling it.

Dear Disneyland…


Dear Disneyland,

Thank you for helpfully sending me one last issue of your Annual Passholder magazine, asking for my family to renew our passes. However, I think it’s time we part our ways.

I got my first annual pass when I was in high school. We’d gone to Disneyland (my parents, sister and I) for Father’s Day. While buying our tickets, my dad lingered at the booth and when he came back, informed us that he’d bought us all Annual Passes. We went fairly often, for birthdays and just because we had a free weekend.

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