Posts Tagged With: creative spelling hurts everyone

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September 17, 2013

The Dylon Saga

I’m a fan of pseudonyms. I really am. I’m also not a fan of having my name misspelled, and quite frequently my name gets butchered when I go to Starbucks. Wendy Brittany Britney Whittney Whittni Witney Vitney (This is still my favorite) Those are all ways I’ve had my name butchered. Whittni is clearly the worst. I did get a Whitley, and that made me far too happy to include it on the list. At any rate, I wanted to start ordering coffee using a fake name. But I’m too shy to go for broke and order as Loki, so…